THE 300

THE 300

Wednesday, January 28, 2009

Projecting Fantasy Onto Your Simulacrum

We are told that it is a great proof of the maturing of America because we voted (well not infant me) for Obama who is black (actually half black and raised by the white half of his family, the black half could not be bothered). O what a celebration has ensued…”hey did you notice Obama is black?” Are we not cool and gracious because we voted for that little chuckle-head? Gosh we are so cool, so over our bigotry, we are the ones we have been waiting for.

Our self congratulatory approval of ourselves is evidence that we are the enlightened ones that have finally arrived, I hope everyone notices. It is almost as if America gave itself an academy award seeking to follow Hollywood's example by multiplying worthless awards to compensate for dishonorable lives. Truth be told that we will only be delivered from our racism and bigotry, whether hidden behind fawning boot licking and thrills running up our legs, or hidden under a white sheet and hood, when a black man, or Latino, or woman, or Asian is elected President and nobody notices, or it is just incidental to the observation of their character that brought them to the attention of the populace, and allowed them to compete for our votes.

Instead with this election liberalism has set back equality between blacks and whites by at least fifty years, but of course that would be the outcome when racists, and they are (liberals) pre-eminently racist, because they are so race conscious, so willing to walk and talk around all dysfunction in huge swaths of black America, because that is what you do when you don’t consider someone an equal. You allow them to live a lie, in fact you smile benevolently for the poor darkies as they murder each other wholesale in the ghettos your policies have created and fenced.

Let them sing and dance as minstrels for your young, let your young emulate the faux machismo of the ghetto gangstas…so cool, so hip, so understanding and condescendingly mimetic in their cowardice of compliance, in their inauthentic displays of sympathy as if to say “I understand your plight so deeply, so movingly, that I become you, more black than even you, get it dog, hommie, what up?” And at the same time I trash all the values of Western Civilization which was created by white people. You see I am self-punishing, and I get back at my gutless, stupid, elitist liberal dad this way, two birds with one stone.

And now we voted for a black man to celebrate his blackness and our heroic rejection of the bigotry of past generations, except in the words of Joe Biden the fustian VP pick of our second black President, “I mean, you got the first mainstream African-American who is articulate and bright and clean and a nice-looking.” Of course because a white liberal said this, it is not bigotry or stereotyping, nah, it’s just a remark that Obama does not act or sound like those other Negroes somewhere else, perhaps the ones conservatives still have picking cotton and singing spirituals in the fields.

So after less than two weeks we see this nice clean looking Negro is spending impossibly enormous sums of money for well, essentially bling for any and all Dem constituents, Acorn thugs, international abortionists, and giving the first, and most historical interview to an Arab news organization. Yep, time to start using that middle name no liberal news organization would allow the rest of us to use before the election, that one that does not sound like America. Hussein, the Muslim name, time to dust off those Muslim roots, after all it is almost 8 years since radicalIslam declared war on America, time to forget about that, it is America, Obama tells us, that is “dictatorial,” pushing all the other poor pathetic puny countries around, no more of that. It is now time to throw the white people under the bus, sort of like he did with Grandma before she died.

And time for the Jews to straighten up and give up more land for no peace, time to not drill for oil, or do anything serious to become energy independent. We need to build at least on new nuke plant, just to run the printing presses for the billions of dollars to keep the hopeandchange factory functioning. This is an era of complete fiscal craziness, at least the Dems own this one 100%. Perhaps if there is a God, even some liberals will wake up with a realization they elected the guy that is sending those scam letters from Nigeria telling you they have ten million dollars from your 3rd cousin that died in a traffic accident, if you will just send us your bank routing number and account number we will deposit this sum forthwith. Sure appoint a guy that cheated on taxes to be in charge of the IRS...laughable lunacy, did anyone in the media notice? And then this guy starts employing his buddies from Goldman Sachs...first thing. The people that robbed a nation, now run that nation.

Well America what did you expect when you elected a man that sat in a Church and befriended the Pastor that hates and damns America and preaches racist theology? Did you think twenty years was a fluke? That it was just a lark, a place to wait until the voters pulled him from the Schwab’s drugstore of Chicago politics and crowned him King? You elect a man that agrees with the damning of America, and you essentially put in place a man that will damn America. Fortunately God is stronger and America will survive, but not until after much sorrow and eventually a national repentance.

And then maybe we can elect (people) who are qualified by reason of character, experience, and love of country, and if that for some strange reason means more white guys for a hundred or a thousand years, what the hell does that matter to you O fool? Good governance is not an issue of social experimentation to make infants feel good, to expunge false guilt in those that luxuriate in self-hatred, like a spoiled rich girl in a milk bath, it is a matter for us all to live decent and prosperous lives and only fools, or bigots insist each gender, race, or religious adherent must have a rotation at the wheel.

The hell with that, I want the one most qualified and trained piloting the ship of state, not ginger-bread men baked up by an ill-educated and arrogant liberal population acting out their hatred of father figures and projecting their schoolgirl crushes upon a simulacrum from their fevered fantasies.

Sunday, January 18, 2009


Not liking Obama’s politics, and not understanding how any actual Christian could sit in a Church for twenty years while the pastor damned America, and preached racist theology, I could not vote for him. However, as an American I want Obama’s Presidency to succeed for the sake of all Americans, unlike those on the Left that have willingly concocted lies, invented absurd conspiracy theories, and disrespected the office of the Presidency daily and made hating George W. Bush a liberal sport, most conservatives will still treat the office with respect.

With that said, as many conservatives I was apprehensive about such an orgy of celebration surrounding the recent inauguration which reached a level beyond irony, beyond parody. The spectacle of all the cultural elites flocking to Washington D.C. to insert themselves into what they think is momentous history, like a generation of Forrest Gumps, their own self-importance would be laughable if not for the fact these people have seized all the reins of power.

I could live with this spectacle of frenzied cheering as if Jesus Himself had appeared at His second coming, if something else had not been nagging me, knocking on a door of my subconscious. I realized that the hypnotic swooning, the impossible expectations, the empty rhetoric of hopeandchange are revealing a long brewing psychosis which is now erupting in full pyroclastic flow from the liberal segment of America.

As if the United States is being delivered from some alien tyrannical rule, prisoners let out of political prisons; Hollywood can stop living in fear and now make anti-American anti-Bush movies. Blacks can stop skulking about and quit the Stepin Fetchit routines and bowing to their oppressive white masters. It is a day of sunshine and rainbows and flowers in her hair. All war shall cease, peace shall reign, and mortgages shall be paid.

Finally the oppressed liberal minority will have their day in the sun, no more mean conservatives suppressing their gaiety just as the party gets started. No more persecution of gangsta-rappers, or branding scarlet letters upon single mothers who have out of wedlock birth after birth after birth. No more abortions performed in dark alleys with coat hangers. No more college professors giving bad grades to students that express a liberal or secular progressive view. No more disagreements with other nations of the world, no more sick or injured illegal aliens dying because hospitals hold them out at gunpoint. No more governmental corruption…that is totally over. No more questionable ethics in the administration. Hopeandchange soap is on sell at the commissary and all will scrub vigorously before joining the Obama team

But wait, none of these things are true! Liberals made all the movies they wanted defaming Bush, and any American effort at stopping terrorists. It is conservatives that are blacklisted in Hollywood. Blacks do not bow to white masters anymore, unless you include the white Democratic leadership that has kept many of them on their inner-city plantations that they have ruled for 60 years. And women can abort as often as they want, they do not even have to tell their parents if they are under aged.

Hospitals treat the “undocumented” that come to the door, usually for free, it is the rest of us that pay or go without if not insured. And Germany and France that hated us? They elected leaders that are now more conservative than whom we elected. And no one’s civil rights have been infringed since 911 except at all of our airports for all of us that do not actually look like terrorists, as an actual lunatic oppression is demanded by liberals so they may continue to support their fantasy of equal treatment and blind injustice since we do not want to actually come out and say that almost all terrorists in the world are Muslim, and many of those are Arab. Instead we must all submit to an absurd Kabuki theater, to maintain the illusion of cultural equality, least the delicate sensibilities of our precious liberals is offended.

Now we see it was always about the lust for power and this burlesque display of misplaced hope, this crazed sense of relief, of deliverance from the most horrible oppressions imaginable; it is the relief of those that have secured the last quanta of power withheld from them. Witness Obama identifying with Lincoln in his inauguration, and indeed he wants to paint his Presidency with Lincolnese colors as if a great injustice is being undone, as if liberal slaves are being freed, and he is the hero doing the freeing.

Yet the reality is nobody is being freed, they were not imprisoned, they were not persecuted, they owned all the reins of power in this society except the Presidency. It is the relief of Fascists that have finally obtained all the power, all the tools to suppress the opposition. All the mechanism to do exactly to conservatives what they have only imagined was being done to them. The difference is the Left will be building the Soylent Green factories and the feedstock will be people…first conservative people, then others not so conservative must be sacrificed to maintain the great liberal paranoid fantasy.

Friday, January 9, 2009

Stealing The Dreams Of Our Children

Obama is still not yet President but I find I am already weary of hearing him talk. He speaks in these carefully parsed empty phrases with a poetic lilt of the student trying to impress his Harvard political science professor that he can give a mean speech. Obama seems to me to be like a little kid yelling for mom to “look at me, look at me,” as I do headstands…neat huh?

Today he essentially gave us Carter’s Malaise speech but with clipped Ivy League intonations instead of the peanut farmer southern drawl.

And our nation could lose the competitive edge that has served as a foundation for our strength and standing in the world.
In short, a bad situation could become dramatically worse.

Really? Thanks we and the economy need more dark clouds.

And then: We arrived at this point due to an era of profound irresponsibility that stretched from corporate boardrooms to the halls of power in Washington, DC. For years, too many Wall Street executives made imprudent and dangerous decisions, seeking profits with too little regard for risk, too little regulatory scrutiny, and too little accountability. Banks made loans without concern for whether borrowers could repay them, and some borrowers took advantage of cheap credit to take on debt they couldn't afford.

You left out that it was Politicians from your party that forced those banks to make bad loans in order to keep buying votes from the fiscally undisciplined that make up a majority of YOUR party.

And then: Politicians spent taxpayer money without wisdom or discipline, and too often focused on scoring political points instead of the problems they were sent here to solve. The result has been a devastating loss of trust and confidence in our economy, our financial markets, and our government.

So the answer is to again entrust these same politicians to spend simply astronomical sums of the taxpayer’s money, in hopes of what? They will suddenly discover a hidden morality they never exhibited before? Or will we discover that Gov Blagojevich is an atypical Chicago Pol? Do you think printing money is any answer at all? How is that different if I XEROX some hundred dollar bills to pay off my credit cards? Because you are the government it somehow works? Money does not become worthless if you just endlessly print more? Do you know why chickens are cheaper than minks, why gold is more valuable then cement?

And then: It's a plan that represents not just new policy, but a whole new approach to meeting our most urgent challenges. For if we hope to end this crisis, we must end the culture of anything goes that helped create it - and this change must begin in Washington. It is time to trade old habits for a new spirit of responsibility. It is time to finally change the ways of Washington so that we can set a new and better course for America.

Are you actually serious? Tell me this is not a SNL skit? Change will emanate from Washington? Sure and Robert Byrd was not a leader of the KKK, and Nancy Pelosi is bi-partisan.

And then: There is no doubt that the cost of this plan will be considerable. It will certainly add to the budget deficit in the short-term. But equally certain are the consequences of doing too little or nothing at all, for that will lead to an even greater deficit of jobs, incomes, and confidence in our economy. It is true that we cannot depend on government alone to create jobs or long-term growth, but at this particular moment, only government can provide the short-term boost necessary to lift us from a recession this deep and severe. Only government can break the vicious cycles that are crippling our economy - where a lack of spending leads to lost jobs which leads to even less spending; where an inability to lend and borrow stops growth and leads to even less credit.

Like we will ever again even attempt to control spending, like the chance of paying off the national debt in anything less than a thousand years is like finding a moderate Muslim in that same time frame.

Only Government can solve a problem that it has carefully created for over 20 years? Only Government can print money is what you meant to say, right? I will tell you what will solve our problem. The same thing that American families are learning; burn the credit cards, work two jobs to pay off all debt, no more deficit spending, we do not live in the future, we must stop our time travel to steal the money of the future, to steal the prosperity and dreams of our kids and grand kids.

The only thing that will resolve this crisis is if Americans turn from the idolatry of listening to empty cover-their-own-ass-first politicians and turn to God in prayer and humility and ask for His help in this time of need. Government has been morally bankrupt for decades, and this finally becomes illuminated in the God given light of the fiscal bankruptcy of our government.

America will survive, and go on to greater heights but it will be in spite of Government, not because of Government. And not because of those that offered false hope to gain power, who then strip away that hope in carefully crafted speeches to give themselves the cushion of time they need to consolidate that power.